and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
where are my pants?
in the oven.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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