i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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