all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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