She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize
