Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
third nipple confirmed
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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