Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
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