That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I'm always down for nudity.
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