Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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