nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Randomize
