So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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