I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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