You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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