yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Randomize
