He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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