Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
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