I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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