He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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