How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
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