Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
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