just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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