Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Me. At least after what I've been through.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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