Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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