I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
from now on my penis is your penis
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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