Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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