I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
why is half of my head shaved?
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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