I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I need moral support for this bender
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Randomize
