like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
