Your tits are I can't wait for
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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