I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
We're too hungover to prance.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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