Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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