I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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