He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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