Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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