I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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