But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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