I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Randomize
