have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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