She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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