is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
He is an equal opportunity slut.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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