I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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