Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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