That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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