Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
He kissed a someone with a penis
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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