Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Dignity is for republicans.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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