It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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