We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
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