yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives�
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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