I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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