I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
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