quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
please don't ironically join a cult
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